The Way of the ScalperRisk and reward inside South Philly's stealth economy.
by E. James BealeScalpers don't specialize. There aren't sports scalpers and music
scalpers. In Philly, nearly all events — be it your Flyers game, your
Jonas Brothers concert or your Disney on Ice — are worked by the same
group of guys. If there is a crowd, they will be there.
A Fan's Guide to Buying from a Scalper by E. James BealeNine quick tips to getting the best ticket for the best price outside of the system.
Slant:
Say It Ain't SoPalin tries to out-cutesy a traumatized nation.
by David FarisSo while her debate performance against Biden may not have been the total catastrophe we'd all been hoping for, it reinforced the catastrophic choice by the McCain campaign to have Palin play hide-and-go-f&*k-yourself with the media for the past month.

Editor's Letter:
WildcardsIt's all up to Brett Myers. (And Joe Biden.)
by Brian Howard"She can turn a 60-second response to a query about her specific
solutions to healthcare challenges into a folksy story about how she's
met people on the campaign trail who face healthcare challenges."
Slant:
Drawn to BloodChristine Flowers vs. The Chupacabra
by Isaiah ThompsonAbout the murder itself, White was blunt: "All we know is that another
black man is dead and another cop is dead." That's not playing any card
— it's an honest and sad observation.

Loose Canon:
A Tale for One CityA city-oriented radio service could leap the literacy gap.
by Bruce SchimmelThe commission spent a long day asking reporters, editors and
alternative oddballs (like me) what Philadelphians need to know, and
how to get it to them.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Sarah Pain is a c**t because she had the audacity to accept her party's
nomination for vice president and you don't agree with her politics?
You are a complete disgrace."
The RingleaderWhen Damon Feldman pits C-listers against each other, everybody wins.
by A.D. AmorosiMaybe they boxed. Maybe they wrestled. Maybe there were suds and wet
T-shirt contests on the side. Who cares? Feldman seems to revel in
blurring the line between entertainment and sport.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI look down at my Blackberry and there're texts reading "Sarah Palin hit Tony Luke's and Irish Pub and I'm scared" and "Alycia Lane's suing everybody." Ach du lieber!
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenIs it too much to ask to have art exhibits in this town with pieces that are both bigger than a postcard and also melting?
Get Out the (Out) VoteObama's chance to make sure he leaves no LGBTQ vote behind.
by Timothy J. McLaughlinThe votes of Philly's LGBTQ community will help decide where
Pennsylvania falls in the presidential race. So come Oct. 12, Obama
supporters will be hitting OutFest's glitter-covered streets.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Technology Turns Against the TechiesThe Center City Philadelphia Macintosh Users Group
by Aarthi ManoharLike many users groups, CCPMUG is a nonprofit that relies on a modest
$3 monthly membership fee to keep itself afloat. But
Torbin believes it can grow, and attract more "geeks," if it becomes
sufficiently social.

Dispatch:
The Long Blue LinePhilly's finest and bravest are getting accustomed to burying their dead.
by Mike NewallOne man in line has a crime scene photo on his cell phone of McDonald's
murderer, Daniel Giddings, lying dead in the street after being shot by
Highway Patrol Officer Richard Bowes. Most
of the men have seen the photo too many times now to gain any
pleasure from it.

Political Notebook:
Obama Land by Mary F. PatelFor the really well-heeled and -connected, Rendell and his former chief
of staff, David Cohen, are hosting a dinner party at Cohen's house
following the fundraiser. Guests can either purchase a $10,000 ticket
or raise $50,000 for the Obama campaign.
First Friday FocusLori Hill's First Friday Hit List
by Lori HillNational Constitution Center | Proximity Gallery | Fabric Workshop and Museum | Pentimenti Gallery | Area 919
Shelf Life:
The Hit ListUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerChild 44 by Tom Rob Smith | Sea of Poppies by Amitav Ghosh | A Most Wanted Man by John le Carré | The Good Thief by Hannah Tinti
Theater Review:
Rock in a Hard PlaceTom Stoppard's Rock 'n' Roll
by Mark CoftaSupporting performances, particularly by Mary McCool as a frisky
academic and Ryan Farley as Jan's closest friend, emphasize the human
dimensions of a typically dizzying Stoppard script.
Lost UniverseThe World Goes Round
by David Anthony FoxI thought Prince's mission was to cultivate interesting new work. Nothing here qualifies.
Book Review:
Up on DecHow an Irish author went from small potatoes to the big time without getting lost in the plot.
by Char Vandermeer"Everybody likes to get paid for what they do, but there's much more
behind it than selling copies and trying to pay the mortgage. There's a
lot of faith stuff that went into this."
Arts Picks:
Philadelphia Open Studio ToursSelf-guided tours, Sat.-Sun., Oct. 4-5 and 11-12 , noon-6 p.m., free, philaopenstudios.com; "Open Portfolio," Sat.-Sun, Oct. 11-12, noon-6 p.m., free, Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-735-6090,
printcen by Natalie Hope McDonaldMore than 300 painters, sculptors, photographers, printmakers,
ceramists, furniture designers and other artists will open their
doors to the public for this eighth annual free event, which spans more
than 16 neighborhoods, from West Philly to NoLibs.
The Dos and Don'ts of Time TravelOct. 2-19, $15-$20, Playground at the Adrienne, 2030 Sansom St., 215-551-3376,
strawflower.org.
by Deni KasrelThis notion has offered inspiration to plenty of movies and TV shows. But there's no time machine
here; Bellomo promises something more scintillating will convey the
shifts to past, present and future.
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelErnestine Ruben Retrospective | Eon | Another Day in the Beautiful World
Arts Agenda Picks:
Just Do ItPhilly Zine Fest
by Kathryn LipmanThe pre-Livejournal network of writers mailing well-concealed dollar
bills in exchange for zines will gather at the Rotunda to sell
publications and handmade crafts.
In The Event That...You're Into the Dark Arts
by Holly OtterbeinIn the Rev. Jack Malebranche's painting of an open-mouthed gorilla, titled The Beast of Man, he conveys the Satanist tenet that all humans are vicious animals.
Just OpenedGoldfish Gallery
by Jimmy ViolaThe excitement is evident as Sfakianos speaks about her neighborhood's art
scene and the future of her gallery, which will serve as a space for
Fishtown painters, sculptors and photographers to show their work in
the comfort of their backyard.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book Signings
Out of SightWhen inhabitants of a city mysteriously go blind, they give in to primal chaos.
by Sam AdamsLike pirates on an unmapped sea, they plunder heedlessly, demanding
payment in money, goods and eventually flesh for a share of the
remaining food. The Stygian orgy that results is the movie's moral low
point, a hellish vision of primal appetites untempered by reason or
belief.
Simon SaysAn interview with Simon Pegg
by Shaun Brady"To be a grown man acting not just with Leonard Nimoy, but with that
character who I've known since I was a child, is just mind-blowing."
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Great UnknownsThe mystery of The Residents isn't who they are it's why.
by Shaun BradyEven those who've never heard a single note of Residents music are
aware of the iconic top-hatted eyeball heads and the fact that no one
knows who's been making that twisted noise for more than 35 years.
Comedy CD ReviewsMitch Hedberg & George Carlin
Hedberg knew the comedic value of profanity for his adult audiences,
but a lot of the time his act had a charming, kid-like quality that was
completely endearing: "It'd be cool if you lived with a monster. You'd
never get the hiccups."
Hang The DJ:
Who Got the Chemistry?Reel Chemistry: The Anthology
by J.F. PirroAt 31 tracks, the compilation makes a strong case for Top Choice Clique
as a great lost hip-hop collective, a kind of Naughty By Nature if
Naughty By Nature weren't mostly terrible.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Girl in a Coma | The Felice Brothers | N.E.R.D. | The Rumble Strips | Leon Bates | Dressy Bessy
Music Picks:
Nick Cave and the Bad SeedsTue., Oct. 7, 8 p.m., $38, with Kid Congo Powers and the Pink Monkey Birds, Electric Factory, Seventh and Willow streets, 215-336-2000, 856-338-9000,
ticketmaster.com.
by A.D. AmorosiDig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is really Cave's best shot at snot-pop
vitality in the 21st century, his way of showing that he can play the
revved-up rock game without
losing his French cuff shirt or his delirious literate texts.
The Upper CrustOpening night of RRSC's fifth annual Revolution Scooter Rally, Fri., Oct. 3, 11 p.m., $15, J.C. Dobbs, 304 South St., myspace.com/jcdobbslive. The rally runs Oct. 3-5, rabblerousersc.org.
by A.D. AmorosiWhat can be said is that the crotchety power pop quartet dress like
colonial Whig mannequins in powdered wigs with high stockings, painted
birthmarks and other turn of the (18th) century vestments.
Orchestra 2001Fri., Oct. 3, 8 p.m., $27-$32, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St. (also at Swarthmore College, Oct. 5), 215-893-1999, orchestra2001.org.
by Peter BurwasserThis concert will include the final installment of Crumb's American Songbook
series, all premièred by O2001, with the composer's Broadway star
daughter, Ann Crumb, as a soloist, along with Randall Scarlata,
baritone.
Meet DaveDavid Katz doesn't care what you think about him. You'll love his food regardless.
by A.D. Amorosi"Simple food cooked well is by far better than doing too much and
leaving all that room for error. And for what? Who really gives a shit
about what food looks like? I make a dish look presentable, for sure,
but I don't need to use ingredients that don't belong on the plate just
for decoration."
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorCrispy Sweetie | Mix | Café Clave | Mémé | Capriccio Café & Espresso Bar at Café Cret
Middle Eastern HighHummus
by Trey PoppGood things come to those who wait, so perhaps it's fitting that the best of many pleasant surprises at Hummus came at the end of
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Nikki VolpicelliThird Annual Midtown Village Fall Festival | Oktoberfest at City Tavern | Eat Your Way Through the Italian Market | Terror Behind the Walls: Fright and Bite | Mugshots ll: A Beer-Tasting Bonanza
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Sriracha Latte at Beauty Shop Café | Lamb Kikil at Ethio Café | Tullamore Dew 10-Year-Old | Rabbit Risotto at Privé
You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
I have a daughter with a severe peanut allergy, which requires us to
interrogate restaurants about the contents of menu items. Can you
recommend restaurants that will accommodate us?

Agenda Lead:
Beauty QuipsMargaret Cho's as saucy as ever.
by Natalie Hope McDonald"I didn't know China
had any little girls left; I thought the gays adopted them all."
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthGrasshopper Autumn Sale | Arcadia Makeover | Chairlift at Reward | Philadelphia Independent Craft Market
Agenda Picks:
Been There/Done ThatManayunk Kayak Tour
by Carolyn WymanThough the river isn't teeming with wildlife — the most interesting
natural sighting was a cormorant — it's also not full of trash. (The
one car we saw submerged by the bank looked to have been there since
shortly after its '70s manufacture.)
Just Do ItDead Men Do Tell Tales
by Aaron MoselleThe evening workshop includes four stations as well as a ghost hunting
history primer. At the Ghost Hunter Lab, visitors will listen in on
voices from beyond captured during actual South Jersey Ghost Research cases.
Just Do ItBikram Choudhury
by Campbell States"The postures are not difficult. If you find it difficult, then you need them."